Hockey god number one: This injury thing that we’re doing to the Penguins is HILARIOUS. Their fans are freaking out.
Hockey god number two: I know, you’d think it would get less funny since we’ve been doing it for a few seasons now, but it really never gets old.
Hockey god number one: Have you seen Beau Bennett this preseason? He’s really been picking up the slack from our injuries and looking great.
Hockey god number two: Well that won’t do.
Hockey god number one: Nope.